Expectant father, Andrew Lloyd, is inconsolable this evening after he heard news he will no longer be able to play video games all weekend, every weekend.
Andrew’s wife, who is expecting twins in March, told him earlier today that weekend long sessions of Battlefield 1 were now long gone.
“We needed to talk.” said Charlotte.“He has already pre-ordered Mass Effect: Andromeda so I thought I’d tell him now, before the twins arrive.”
Andrew was too upset to talk to Carrot On A Stick but Charlotte informed us that he had gone to stay at his Mums for a few days.
“He needs some home comforts for a few days.” she added. “He needs to get his head around the fact his life is over.”