After a six month vacation the Carrot On A Stick staff have finally returned to work. Blurry eyed from another Doritos fuelled night of Overwatch and Sense 8, they’re back at their desks.
“To be honest, I don’t really want to be here” said Matt, raring to go.
“My rent is due and my Netflix subscription was declined.” he added, before heading out for an early 9:01 vape-break.
With no fewer than 3 out of 200 staff turning up to work today, you can anticipate a considerable amount of energised content over the next few days. Stay tuned.
